Top 10 Out of office message - Funny!

Ariel

1 // I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply
to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.


2 // You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of
the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at
all.


3 // Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain
and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.


4 // I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I
return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the
order it was received.


5 // Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99
for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.


6 // The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your
message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try
sending again.


7 // Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.


8 // Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by
your PC for my response.


9 // I've run away to join a different circus.


10 // I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Kate' instead of Dave.