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<title>不给五星好评，就不工作，智能马桶旁不能有手纸。</title>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Reply by 匿名, Friday, July 03, 2026, 15:31:</em></p><p>[ No text ]</p>]]></content:encoded>
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<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2026 15:31:24 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>匿名</dc:creator>
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<title>连中国的马桶都这么上进！</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2026 15:15:05 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>一个普通马桶和一个智能马桶聊天。

普通马桶问：
“你最大的梦想是什么？”

智能马桶说：
“有一天，用户离开的时候，不是冲我，而是给我五星好评。”

普通马桶沉默了一会儿：
“兄弟，你这是厕所，不是外卖平台。”</title>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Posting by 匿名, Friday, July 03, 2026, 14:57:</em></p><p>[ No text ]</p>]]></content:encoded>
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<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2026 14:57:42 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>匿名</dc:creator>
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